The Bitter truth of Life

As soon as my 13hrs bus journey was nearing, I was dreading the moment I was about to face. Even though Bhaiya had called in the early morning that Uncle has been declared dead, it didn't hit me till I saw him with my own eyes. And then it hit me, I was seeing the Man who taught me how to read, told me countless stories, took me to the zoo, enjoyed every little childish things which me and brothers did and he is no more...

My eyes got watery, tears started to come. Aunty looked at me and said "Abhu Arun Kaka Gele!" I saw his face and could see him similing. Atleast he died with smile on his face. Just before they took him to his last rites. I was trying to hold-on to the moment, unsuccessfully stopping it to gather as much as I could..

As we become adult we lose all these memories, almost taking it for granted that our beloved uncle would be there in this world always but on that day I learned the bitter truth of life. Nothing stays forever in this world....

R.I.P Arun Kaka!! Will Miss you Forever :(

Conversation With Biwi

Well, I have always read funny jokes between Husband and wifes. Can't believe it's happening with me in real sense....

Here are few Jokes which actually happened with me....

Biwi : What are you looking for??
Hubby: Glass..to drink Water
Biwi: It's on the Third drawer..."HEY BHAGWAAN YEH LADHKA!!!ITNE DIN HO GAYE AUR ISSE YEH BHI NAHI PATA KI GLASS KAHA RAKHA HAI??"
Hubby: You be atleast thankful that I am looking for that glass myself :P
Biwi: GET LOST!!!!!!!!!&#@$!!!

Biwi : Why do I love you so much?

Hubby : Cos I am the only human who can survive your constant cribbing :D

Hubby and wife enjoying each other's company in railway station...waiting for Train to arrive..
Biwi : Ahhh...aren't you lucky to have a wife Who clings to you no matter what..I can hold you forever!!
Hubby *Smiles*
Suddenly Biwi pushes Hubby aside and let go his hand
Biwi : Ahhhhh Kitna cute Doggy!!!!!
Hubby : :O :O :O $#@&*

While Watching TV...
Hubby : Arey he is wearing Shirt like me
Biwi: Yeah Shirt waisi hai...Lekin Body Nahi :P
Hubby : @#*&#@

Mother's Day!!

Well let me be bluntly honest. I never wished my Aai Mother's day until recently. That doesn't mean I didn't care for her. She is the most amazing person in the whole wide world. I mean she could find out your girlfriend among number of female friends...can tell you who has the crush on you and vice versa. I was dumbstuck when she was spot-on every time.



My Aai is full of suprises. I remember the first time I realised that my Aai is the coolest and fun loving. This incident is quite a few years back. Time when I just enter into my teens.



We were waiting at Nashik railway station as our train was late. we were sitting in the waiting area. I was tired and so was Aai. we had to wake up early that day to attend parent's day for my brothers school [Bhosala military school]. I was getting bored so I thought to munch something. I had nothing but some chicklets chewing gum with me. I popped two chicklets into my mouth and was chewing, trying to kill the time. Aai looked at me [getting bored as well] and asked " what are you eating?" I said "chewing gum". I don't know what came to her mind when she said "Can I have one?" I smiled at her and gave her 2 chicklets.

While we were waiting, there was a grumpy uncle who was sitting next to me. I was sitting in the middle and Aai next to me.

After few moments I realised there was a hand sliding behind my back and I look back. It was my Aai's hand and I looked at her Puzzled. She gesture me to keep quiet by keeping her index finger on her lips. I saw her sticking her chew gum on the back rest of the chair on which that grumpy uncle was sitting. I could not believe my eyes that Aai could do such a prank. I wanted to laugh but controlled as I wanted her plan to succeed. She successfully stick ed the chewing gum to his chair and removed her hand skillfully so that no one notices. Now all we were waiting for that grumpy uncle to rest his back on the chair and after like 5 mins he rested his back and the moment we both were waiting for had finally come. That chewing gum got stuck to his shirt. Me and Aai were smiling at each other...

Uncle realised something has stuck to his shirt and tried to touch his back and got chewing gum on his finger lolzzzzz.....



That time I realized I have the coolest Mom and there is still a child inside her. I never say this to her but feels like saying it shouting it out "I love you Aai!!!".

God could not be present ever where and therefore he made Mothers....

The Joke she sent after we fought!

Well yeah..we do fight sometimes [Stupid Visa thing..guys it's a long story]. So guess what Me and Biwi had a fight and my biwi unknowingly forwarded me this joke which we made me chuckle. I this found joke very funny considering the timing of it, when my better half have sent it...

The joke goes like this...



An old Man and woman were married for many years,even though they hated each other. When they had a confrontation, screaming and yelling could be heard deep into the night...The old man would shout, "When I die, I will dig my way up and out of the Grave and come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!"



Neighbours feared him. They believed he praticed black magic because of the many strange occurrences that took pleace in their neighbourhood. The old man liked the fact that he was feared . To everyone's relief , he died Of a Heart attack when he was 98.

His wife had a closed casket at the wake. After burial, She went straight to the local bar and began to party, as if there was no tomorrow.

Her neighbours, Concerned for her safety, asked, "Aren't you afraid that your husband may indeed be able to dig his way up and out of the grave and come back to haunt you for the rest of the life?"

The Wife Put down her drink and Said.......

















"LET HIM DIG, I HAD BURIED HIM UPSIDE DOWN!!!"....lolzzzz.

Valentine's Day!

Well the Sad part of this valentine is...this is the second time I am away from the love of my Life:(..

But I am an optimist person and I am happy that atleast I have that special person whom I love a lot in my life...

Today I was reading the timesof india article about valentine...and it featured the best songs for valentine...and the song which was first in the list made me smile :)....It was the same song on which me and my love danced :)...

So I thought why not celebrate this valentine by watching the dance we had..Our first ever dance...We were dancing in front of friends & relatives...whole focus was on us...I had to start the dance...then I had to go off the stage to get her...Only she knew how nervous I would have been but somehow I managed my steps and went to get her...I kneeled down on my knees...gave her one rose and kissed her hands..and took her to the stage....

We had few moments before our steps would start....

And she came close to me and said "I love you"..."Thanks for this..I really Love you!!" "This means a lot for me"...Man when she said those words...it took me to different world...It was the most amazing feeling one can hope for...

We finished our dance and audience didn't let us go...we had to do it once again...that how's it went :)...

Now when I see the CD again...I can't help but laugh...I am such a bad dancer infact pathetic and she was perfect....was looking stunning...I wonder how I remembered every step looking at her :O...but who cares...the most important thing....she loved it and that's what matters :D

I will cherish that moment till I die..well may be even after that :)

Bike Ride with Her

"We will go on a bike", I said. She agreed happily as it gave her chance to hold me tightly! Just when My mind of thinking of the longest route to take and as I kick started my Honda bike..She tapped on my shoulder. I looked at her and she said "Mind If I ride?" My jaws literally touched the ground :O....I have seen many girls ride the bike but then to expect the same from my Girl was kind a shock to me...

"Are you sure? Do you know how to ride or you wanna learn now??" She didn't answer and just smiled..Aaahhhh that killer smile...I almost melted..with my melted heart I slide behind the seat and let her ride in front of me...She was wearing this beautiful salwar suit...She tied her chunni in her waist [ For some reason I find that very sexy!!] and put the 1st gear..."Hold on to me if you think, you are falling"..I Smiled and said "don't worry, I am planning to do that anyway"My response brought the naughty smile to her beautiful Lips. And then she let the clutch go and our bike started to move, without any jerk as if this girl had been riding bikes daily...she slowly put the second gear and moved on to third...seeing her control I got comfortable...during the whole ride I was holding her waist...Man it was amazing!

The Most fun part of the ride was the reaction of people around us...I wish I had a camera to shoot, I would see people's eye following us till the end of the road. This girl was riding the bike fully confident and without fear...Very rare would you see a girl doing something like this which is quite uncharacteristic for her to do. she was riding the bike with ease. I love her confidence and when she says "Khaaliwali!!"This is the bindass attitude which attracts me towards her...Man I am so Lucky to have her...can't tell you, How much I love her :)

The Santa Joke :)

Well I am not proud of what I am going to write but it's so damm funny I have to blurt it out. Few days back I accidently stumble across the mailbox of my friend [Female Friend]. I know I am a horrible person but to my defence it was damm funny. I kept smiling for atleast ten mins. I could not talk to my friend as I knew If I wud talk to her in next 10 mins...I wud laugh in front of her face.

Here's the thing what happened. My friend got a forwarded mail from her friend[ who is a female as well]. It had a santa Joke.

Santa got his wife pregnant.His wife was suppose to deliver in few days. Santa was 100% sure that He would have a son for sure. Just before the delivery santa had to leave the city for some urgent office work. So before leaving his home he told his father in law that as soon as the boy is born please send me a telegram. He told his father-in-law to send the message in coded language so that he doesn't have to throw a party to his colleagues in office. He told his father-in-law to write "Your clock has arived" once the boy is born. Santa was absolutely sure that his baby would be Boy!
On the day of delivery Santa's wife gave birth to a Girl. Santa's father-in-law was now totally confused as to what to write in the telegram. He had to send the telegram anyway. So his father-in-law send the telegram writing....





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Your clock has arrived but the Pendulum is missing :P [lolzzzzzzzzz]