Conversation With Biwi

Well, I have always read funny jokes between Husband and wifes. Can't believe it's happening with me in real sense....

Here are few Jokes which actually happened with me....

Biwi : What are you looking for??
Hubby: Glass..to drink Water
Biwi: It's on the Third drawer..."HEY BHAGWAAN YEH LADHKA!!!ITNE DIN HO GAYE AUR ISSE YEH BHI NAHI PATA KI GLASS KAHA RAKHA HAI??"
Hubby: You be atleast thankful that I am looking for that glass myself :P
Biwi: GET LOST!!!!!!!!!&#@$!!!

Biwi : Why do I love you so much?

Hubby : Cos I am the only human who can survive your constant cribbing :D

Hubby and wife enjoying each other's company in railway station...waiting for Train to arrive..
Biwi : Ahhh...aren't you lucky to have a wife Who clings to you no matter what..I can hold you forever!!
Hubby *Smiles*
Suddenly Biwi pushes Hubby aside and let go his hand
Biwi : Ahhhhh Kitna cute Doggy!!!!!
Hubby : :O :O :O $#@&*

While Watching TV...
Hubby : Arey he is wearing Shirt like me
Biwi: Yeah Shirt waisi hai...Lekin Body Nahi :P
Hubby : @#*&#@