Conversation With Biwi

Well, I have always read funny jokes between Husband and wifes. Can't believe it's happening with me in real sense....

Here are few Jokes which actually happened with me....

Biwi : What are you looking for??
Hubby: Glass..to drink Water
Biwi: It's on the Third drawer..."HEY BHAGWAAN YEH LADHKA!!!ITNE DIN HO GAYE AUR ISSE YEH BHI NAHI PATA KI GLASS KAHA RAKHA HAI??"
Hubby: You be atleast thankful that I am looking for that glass myself :P
Biwi: GET LOST!!!!!!!!!&#@$!!!

Biwi : Why do I love you so much?

Hubby : Cos I am the only human who can survive your constant cribbing :D

Hubby and wife enjoying each other's company in railway station...waiting for Train to arrive..
Biwi : Ahhh...aren't you lucky to have a wife Who clings to you no matter what..I can hold you forever!!
Hubby *Smiles*
Suddenly Biwi pushes Hubby aside and let go his hand
Biwi : Ahhhhh Kitna cute Doggy!!!!!
Hubby : :O :O :O $#@&*

While Watching TV...
Hubby : Arey he is wearing Shirt like me
Biwi: Yeah Shirt waisi hai...Lekin Body Nahi :P
Hubby : @#*&#@

Mother's Day!!

Well let me be bluntly honest. I never wished my Aai Mother's day until recently. That doesn't mean I didn't care for her. She is the most amazing person in the whole wide world. I mean she could find out your girlfriend among number of female friends...can tell you who has the crush on you and vice versa. I was dumbstuck when she was spot-on every time.



My Aai is full of suprises. I remember the first time I realised that my Aai is the coolest and fun loving. This incident is quite a few years back. Time when I just enter into my teens.



We were waiting at Nashik railway station as our train was late. we were sitting in the waiting area. I was tired and so was Aai. we had to wake up early that day to attend parent's day for my brothers school [Bhosala military school]. I was getting bored so I thought to munch something. I had nothing but some chicklets chewing gum with me. I popped two chicklets into my mouth and was chewing, trying to kill the time. Aai looked at me [getting bored as well] and asked " what are you eating?" I said "chewing gum". I don't know what came to her mind when she said "Can I have one?" I smiled at her and gave her 2 chicklets.

While we were waiting, there was a grumpy uncle who was sitting next to me. I was sitting in the middle and Aai next to me.

After few moments I realised there was a hand sliding behind my back and I look back. It was my Aai's hand and I looked at her Puzzled. She gesture me to keep quiet by keeping her index finger on her lips. I saw her sticking her chew gum on the back rest of the chair on which that grumpy uncle was sitting. I could not believe my eyes that Aai could do such a prank. I wanted to laugh but controlled as I wanted her plan to succeed. She successfully stick ed the chewing gum to his chair and removed her hand skillfully so that no one notices. Now all we were waiting for that grumpy uncle to rest his back on the chair and after like 5 mins he rested his back and the moment we both were waiting for had finally come. That chewing gum got stuck to his shirt. Me and Aai were smiling at each other...

Uncle realised something has stuck to his shirt and tried to touch his back and got chewing gum on his finger lolzzzzz.....



That time I realized I have the coolest Mom and there is still a child inside her. I never say this to her but feels like saying it shouting it out "I love you Aai!!!".

God could not be present ever where and therefore he made Mothers....

The Joke she sent after we fought!

Well yeah..we do fight sometimes [Stupid Visa thing..guys it's a long story]. So guess what Me and Biwi had a fight and my biwi unknowingly forwarded me this joke which we made me chuckle. I this found joke very funny considering the timing of it, when my better half have sent it...

The joke goes like this...



An old Man and woman were married for many years,even though they hated each other. When they had a confrontation, screaming and yelling could be heard deep into the night...The old man would shout, "When I die, I will dig my way up and out of the Grave and come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!"



Neighbours feared him. They believed he praticed black magic because of the many strange occurrences that took pleace in their neighbourhood. The old man liked the fact that he was feared . To everyone's relief , he died Of a Heart attack when he was 98.

His wife had a closed casket at the wake. After burial, She went straight to the local bar and began to party, as if there was no tomorrow.

Her neighbours, Concerned for her safety, asked, "Aren't you afraid that your husband may indeed be able to dig his way up and out of the grave and come back to haunt you for the rest of the life?"

The Wife Put down her drink and Said.......

















"LET HIM DIG, I HAD BURIED HIM UPSIDE DOWN!!!"....lolzzzz.

Valentine's Day!

Well the Sad part of this valentine is...this is the second time I am away from the love of my Life:(..

But I am an optimist person and I am happy that atleast I have that special person whom I love a lot in my life...

Today I was reading the timesof india article about valentine...and it featured the best songs for valentine...and the song which was first in the list made me smile :)....It was the same song on which me and my love danced :)...

So I thought why not celebrate this valentine by watching the dance we had..Our first ever dance...We were dancing in front of friends & relatives...whole focus was on us...I had to start the dance...then I had to go off the stage to get her...Only she knew how nervous I would have been but somehow I managed my steps and went to get her...I kneeled down on my knees...gave her one rose and kissed her hands..and took her to the stage....

We had few moments before our steps would start....

And she came close to me and said "I love you"..."Thanks for this..I really Love you!!" "This means a lot for me"...Man when she said those words...it took me to different world...It was the most amazing feeling one can hope for...

We finished our dance and audience didn't let us go...we had to do it once again...that how's it went :)...

Now when I see the CD again...I can't help but laugh...I am such a bad dancer infact pathetic and she was perfect....was looking stunning...I wonder how I remembered every step looking at her :O...but who cares...the most important thing....she loved it and that's what matters :D

I will cherish that moment till I die..well may be even after that :)