The Joke she sent after we fought!

Well yeah..we do fight sometimes [Stupid Visa thing..guys it's a long story]. So guess what Me and Biwi had a fight and my biwi unknowingly forwarded me this joke which we made me chuckle. I this found joke very funny considering the timing of it, when my better half have sent it...

The joke goes like this...



An old Man and woman were married for many years,even though they hated each other. When they had a confrontation, screaming and yelling could be heard deep into the night...The old man would shout, "When I die, I will dig my way up and out of the Grave and come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!"



Neighbours feared him. They believed he praticed black magic because of the many strange occurrences that took pleace in their neighbourhood. The old man liked the fact that he was feared . To everyone's relief , he died Of a Heart attack when he was 98.

His wife had a closed casket at the wake. After burial, She went straight to the local bar and began to party, as if there was no tomorrow.

Her neighbours, Concerned for her safety, asked, "Aren't you afraid that your husband may indeed be able to dig his way up and out of the grave and come back to haunt you for the rest of the life?"

The Wife Put down her drink and Said.......

















"LET HIM DIG, I HAD BURIED HIM UPSIDE DOWN!!!"....lolzzzz.